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- » You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.
- » For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind -- and all of yours.
- » I'll hit you so hard you'll have to unzip your pants to say hi!
- » The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes.
- » I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.
- » The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.
- » Your so stupid, that you went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.
- » It's your life -- but I wish you'd let us have it.
- » I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.
- » Yo momma is like a bowling ball she comes back for more
- » You're about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder
- » A couplet short of a sonnet.
- » I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
- » You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.
- » When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral, but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.