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- » Yo momma is like a door nob... every one gets a turn
- » Yo momma's so old wen i squeesed her tits creem cheese came out.
- » We know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.
- » You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime.
- » Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.
- » If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.
- » A doughnut short of being a cop.
- » We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?
- » I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives working regularly.
- » The stupid person's idea of a clever person.
- » At your speed, you'd better not stop your mouth too fast or your teeth will fly through your cranium.
- » Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?
- » I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?
- » I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
- » How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?