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- » I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
- » You're so ugly your face is closed on weekends!
- » Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
- » I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!
- » You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
- » Yo momma so small she gotta hang glide on a Dorito.
- » I heard you went to have your head examined, but the doctors found nothing there.
- » When people cut their fingers you cry over it just so that you can get salt in the wound.
- » We do not complain about your shortcomings, but about your long sayings.
- » Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
- » Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.
- » Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.
- » It's men like you that make women gay.
- » I'll never forget the first time we met -- although, I'll keep trying.
- » I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.