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- » Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...
- » At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people -- you are obnoxious in a different and worse way!
- » I'll never forget the first time we met -- although, I'll keep trying.
- » Yo momma's so fat when she went into the pool she hydrated.
- » You say that you are always bright and early. Well, OK!! We know you are early.
- » The next time you shave, could you stand a little closer to the razor?
- » Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain in the neck.
- » You have a face only a mother could love -- and she hates it!
- » You're the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you.
- » Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
- » I hear you pick your friends -- to pieces!!
- » We do not complain about your shortcomings, but about your long sayings.
- » I hear you are an officer. Your rank is -- just plain rank!
- » Your so stupid, that you got fired from the M & M factory for throwing away all the W's.
- » Your so fat, that you have to use a mattress as a maxi-pad.