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- » I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
- » I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
- » I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
- » People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!
- » Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?
- » Yo momma's so fat when she wears heels, they strike oil.
- » I think Mother Nature really hates you because you remind her so much of all her mistakes!
- » Here lies my wife: here let her lie !
- » Yo momma pussy so dry the crabs carry canteens.
- » Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.
- » I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.
- » I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.
- » Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.
- » I'll hit you so hard by the time you come down, you'll need a passport and a plane ticket back!
- » At your speed you'd better not stop your mouth too fast or your teeth will fly through your cranium.