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- » Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.
- » We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.
- » Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.
- » A day late and a dollar short.
- » I heard you have hair on your chest, and that`s not your only resemblance to Rin Tin Tin.
- » I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.
- » If I had change for a buck, I could have been your dad!
- » Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
- » Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.
- » You're nobody's fool. Let's see if we can get someone to adopt you.
- » Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
- » I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
- » Yo momma's so stupid she put lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind! Yo momma's so stupid she sold his cramra to buy film.
- » Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.
- » You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.