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- » You have a good weapon against muggers -- your face!
- » Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?
- » I always wanted to be a trouble-shooter, but now I see you are not worth it!
- » You're so ugly, if you stuck your head out the window, they'd arrest you for mooning!
- » Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness even more!
- » You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for.
- » Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
- » Yo momma's so stupid she got fired from a blow job.
- » Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
- » The next time you shave, could you stand a little closer to the razor?
- » A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.
- » Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?
- » We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, "Do not come home and all will be forgiven".
- » If I had change for a buck, I could have been your dad!
- » You could make a fortune helping people loose weight, one look at you and they loose their appitite!