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- » When you get run over by a car, it shouldn't be listed under accidents.
- » Actually, I never liked Dylan's kind of music before; I always thought he sounded just like Yogi Bear.
- » You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so stupid in just one lifetime.
- » I heard that they tried to take an X-ray picture of your jaw, but all they got was a moving picture.
- » I would not allow this student to breed.
- » I believe in respect for the dead; in fact I could only respect you if you WERE dead.
- » Yo momma so poor she was kickin a can, and said she was "moving!"
- » I always wanted to be a trouble-shooter, but now I see you are not worth it!
- » You're so dumb it takes you an hour and a half to watch "60 Minutes"!
- » Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?
- » They say that travel broadens oneself. You must have been around the world.
- » A deadbolt with a broken cylinder.
- » When people cut their fingers you cry over it just so that you can get salt in the wound.
- » When you get run over by a car, it shouldn't be listed under accidents.
- » I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.