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- » People clap when they see you -- their hands over their eyes or ears.
- » I would have been your dad, but the guy in front of me had exact change.
- » Some day you will find yourself -- and wish that you hadn't.
- » Yo momma so nasty when your daddy ate her pussy he got food poisoning.
- » Yo momma like Chinese food: Sweet sour and cheap!
- » You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.
- » You are the answer to my prayer!! I prayed to find out if things could get worse!!
- » Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
- » I can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest!
- » We think of you when we are lonely. Then we are content to be alone.
- » Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
- » We think of you when we are lonely. Then we are content to be alone.
- » Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.
- » I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.
- » When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral, but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.