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- » Well, I'll see you in my dreams -- if I eat too much.
- » They say that travel broadens oneself. You must have been around the world.
- » You're acquitting yourself in such a way that no jury ever would.
- » This is no battle of wits between you and me. I never pick on an unarmed man.
- » Yo momma's so fat when she went into the pool she hydrated.
- » They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.
- » Don't get me wrong. I`m not trying to make a monkey out of you. I can`t take the credit.
- » You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer and here you came along. You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet!!
- » When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.
- » Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?
- » You are master in your own house -- the doghouse!
- » You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.
- » I don't hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement.
- » I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?
- » You are so dishonest that I can't even be sure that what you tell me are lies!