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- » I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
- » They say no woman ever made a fool out of you. So who did?
- » I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.
- » I know one should judge a man by what he really is instead of by appearances, but you are REALLY ugly.
- » I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.
- » You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.
- » Yo momma's so old wen i squeesed her tits creem cheese came out.
- » When you get run over by a car it shouldn't be listed under accidents.
- » You are pretty as a picture and we'd love to hang you.
- » You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.
- » Any friend of yours -- is a friend of yours.
- » You're a mouse studying to be a rat.
- » I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.
- » I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
- » Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?