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- » Yo momma so nasty when your daddy ate her pussy he got food poisoning.
- » She was so ugly... they used to push her face into dough to make gorilla biscuits
- » I've seen more life in a down and out's vest.
- » Yo momma's so stupid she put light bulbs on a christmas tree.
- » Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
- » Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
- » I heard you have hair on your chest, and that`s not your only resemblance to Rin Tin Tin.
- » I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
- » You're so ugly, if you stuck your head out the window, they'd arrest you for mooning!
- » I bet your mother has a loud bark!
- » Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?
- » Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.
- » Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?
- » All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could.
- » A cup and saucer short of a place setting.