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- » I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'
- » Your so fat when you go to theme parks you get a group discount!
- » A black-and-white mind working on a color-coded problem.
- » I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?
- » At your speed, you'd better not stop your mouth too fast or your teeth will fly through your cranium.
- » There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.
- » Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
- » You're so ugly when you were born, your mother saw the afterbirth and said "Twins!"
- » Yo momma house so small her washcloth makes wall-to-wall carpeting.
- » At your speed, you'd better not stop your mouth too fast or your teeth will fly through your cranium.
- » Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat?
- » A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.
- » Your wife said she liked seafood. So I gave her crabs.
- » I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.
- » Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic.