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- » Some day you will find yourself -- and wish that you hadn't.
- » Yo momma pussy so dry the crabs carry canteens.
- » If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.
- » You are so two-faced that any woman who married you would be married to a bigamist.
- » Here lies my wife: here let her lie !
- » Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
- » I wish you were all here. I don't like to think there is more!
- » I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives working regularly.
- » Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?
- » Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.
- » Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.
- » Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?
- » Man alive! But I wish you weren't.
- » Your wife said she liked seafood. So I gave her crabs.
- » You started at the bottom...and it's been downhill ever since!