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- » I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.
- » I've hated your looks from the stare they gave me.
- » Your face so so ugly when you cry the tears run up your face.
- » I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
- » I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.
- » I hope you never get a tetanus shot; maybe you'll windup with lockjaw.
- » Yo momma's so stupid that when i asked her for a color tv she asked me what color.
- » You don't believe in being artificial. You want people to hate you for yourself.
- » Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you?
- » Yo momma like Betty Crocker icing: Always ready to spread.
- » I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.
- » Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
- » Yo momma like a railroad track: Gets laid all over the country.
- » Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.
- » When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen."