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- » They just invented a new coffin just for you that goes over the head. It's for people who are dead from the neck up.
- » You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.
- » We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, "Do not come home and all will be forgiven".
- » Yo momma like a bus: Fifty cents and she's ready to ride!
- » Your so stupid, that you went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
- » You are so dishonest that I can't even be sure that what you tell me are lies!
- » Hello -- tall, dark and obnoxious!
- » Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...
- » It's your life -- but I wish you'd let us have it.
- » The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a fish!
- » She's so ugly she could scare the chrome off a bumper!
- » Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!
- » I hear you are an officer. Your rank is -- just plain rank!
- » If you were my dog, I'd shave your butt and teach you to walk backwards.
- » We all spring from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.