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- » I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'
- » I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?
- » Yo momma's so poor I saw her walking down the street kicking a can,I said what you doing mrs. johnson, she said MOVING.
- » Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea.
- » All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo.
- » Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.
- » I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.
- » You're so ugly if my dog looked like you, I'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards!
- » You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.
- » Don't you have a terribly empty feeling ---- in your skull?
- » You so stupid you probably think Taco Bell is where you pay your telephone bill.
- » Well I'll see you in my dreams - if I eat too much.
- » I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.
- » If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't say hello, I'd say boo!
- » Who wears your CLEAN clothes?