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- » Yo momma like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long.
- » You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.
- » You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you. We know that romance brings out the beast in you -- the jackass.
- » Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!
- » I'll hit you so hard by the time you come down, you'll need a passport and a plane ticket back!
- » Yo momma like a golf course: Everyone gets a hole in one!
- » Yo momma so generous that she would give all her money to a bum.
- » If I told you that I have a piece of dirt in my eye, would you move?
- » Yo momma's so old she makes yoda jellis!
- » You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.
- » You grow on people -- like a wart!
- » Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic.
- » We know that you would give your life for us. Promise!
- » Man alive! But I wish you weren't.
- » I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.