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- » You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.
- » If I had change for a buck, I could have been your dad!
- » They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.
- » The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him.
- » Someone took a photo of you once, but it didn't turn out. You could be seen too clearly.
- » I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.
- » You're so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
- » I think Mother Nature really hates you because you remind her so much of all her mistakes!
- » Yo momma's so stupid I said let's go to the superbowl and she ran and got a spoon.
- » I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
- » Whatever is eating you -- must be suffering horribly.
- » Yo momma like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long.
- » I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
- » You say you are a West Pointer, but you look like an Irish Setter.
- » Yo momma is like a bowling ball she comes back for more