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- » I think you should live for the moment. But after that I doubt I'll think so.
- » Someone took a photo of you once, but it didn't turn out. You could be seen too clearly.
- » I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
- » You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
- » Here lies my wife: here let her lie !
- » I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!
- » Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
- » Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
- » It cost me five thousand dollars to look up your family history. A thousand to look it up and four thousand to hush it up.
- » Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress ands lays on the beach and peaple think shes a beached whale!
- » Yo momma's so stupid she put light bulbs on a christmas tree.
- » You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.
- » I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.
- » I think Mother Nature really hates you because you remind her so much of all her mistakes!
- » You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.