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- » I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'
- » I always wanted to be a trouble-shooter, but now I see you are not worth it!
- » If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
- » Is your name Amazon? You`re so wide at the mouth.
- » Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.
- » I would have been your dad, but the guy in front of me had exact change.
- » Your so fat when you go to theme parks you get a group discount!
- » I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.
- » Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic.
- » My other ride is your mom.
- » Yo momma's so fat she have to bathe in the ocean
- » A dope you are and dope will remain. Completely unlike cocaine.
- » Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.
- » The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
- » Your so ugly, your mother had to tie a steak around your neck to get the dog to play with you