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- » You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.
- » Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
- » If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.
- » Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.
- » We know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.
- » Yo house is so dirty you have to wipe your feet before you go outside.
- » Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.
- » Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.
- » Your family tree is good, but you are the sap.
- » Someone took a photo of you once, but it didn't turn out. You could be seen too clearly.
- » You grow on people -- like a wart!
- » Your so stupid, it takes you an hour to cook minute rice.
- » They call it 'PMS' because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken.
- » You're so skinny, that you use a bandaid as a maxi-pad.
- » Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!