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- » Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
- » No one should be punished for accident of birth but you look too much like a wreck not to be.
- » Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?
- » He emits an air of overwhelming vanity combined with some unspecific nastiness, like a black widow spider in heat. But nobody seems to notice. He could be reciting 'Fox's Book of Martyrs' in Finnish and these people would be rolling out of their seats.
- » I know one should judge a man by what he really is instead of by appearances, but you are REALLY ugly.
- » I heard you went to see the doctor and told him that you wanted a little wart removed; so he had you thrown out of his office.
- » Your so fat, that you have to strap a beeper on your belt to warn people you are backing up.
- » Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.
- » A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.
- » I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
- » Yo momma like a refrigerator: Everyone puts their meat in!
- » I'll hit you so hard your wife will fall!
- » There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.
- » Yo momma so small she gotta hang glide on a Dorito.
- » I feel sorry for you because you are so homely, but I feel even sorrier for other people because they have to look at you.