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- » Someone took a photo of you once, but it didn't turn out. You could be seen too clearly.
- » This is no battle of wits between you and me. I never pick on an unarmed man.
- » At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people -- you are obnoxious in a different and worse way!
- » Yo momma so nasty when your daddy ate her pussy he got food poisoning.
- » Your so ugly, your mother had to tie a steak around your neck to get the dog to play with you
- » You're so fat a picture of you would fall off the wall!
- » I heard you went to see the doctor and told him that you wanted a little wart removed; so he had you thrown out of his office.
- » Hey, act your age -- senile!
- » If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?
- » After hearing you talk, I now know that the dead do contact us.
- » Is your name Amazon? You`re so wide at the mouth.
- » Don't get me wrong. I`m not trying to make a monkey out of you. I can`t take the credit.
- » Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice box because it said
- » You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.
- » Your family tree is good, but you are the sap.