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- » I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
- » For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind -- and all of yours.
- » The difference between your mama and a rooster? The rooster says cock-a-doodle doo, your mama says any-cock'll do.
- » Actually, I never liked Dylan's kind of music before; I always thought he sounded just like Yogi Bear.
- » If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
- » Yo momma so poor she was kickin a can, and said she was "moving!"
- » I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.
- » Well I'll see you in my dreams - if I eat too much.
- » Your so stupid, that you went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.
- » I would like the pleasure of your company, but it only gives me displeasure.
- » You are the only person I've ever met whose mind is filthy and sterile at the same time!
- » A cup and saucer short of a place setting.
- » You should have been born in the Dark Ages; you look terrible in the light.
- » I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me.
- » Yo momma like a refrigerator: Everyone puts their meat in!