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- » I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
- » Man alive! But I wish you weren't.
- » Yo momma like mustard: She spreads easy.
- » We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and die of fright!!
- » You are the only person I've ever met whose mind is filthy and sterile at the same time!
- » I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.
- » After hearing you talk, I now know that the dead do contact us.
- » When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.
- » You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only to find out that you are not popular anyway.
- » There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.
- » Hey, how come even though you are still alive your parents are in mourning for you?
- » After hearing you talk, I now know that the dead do contact us.
- » Whom am I calling "stupid"? I don't know. What's your name?
- » Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.
- » You say that you are always bright and early. Well, OK!! We know you are early.