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- » For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind -- and all of yours.
- » Yo momma is like a bowling ball she gets picked up fingered and thrown in the gutter and still comes back for more
- » We all spring from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.
- » Yo momma like Betty Crocker icing: Always ready to spread.
- » I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'
- » When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen."
- » Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?
- » Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.
- » I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?
- » You're nobody's fool. Let's see if we can get someone to adopt you.
- » Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?
- » We all spring from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.
- » We think of you when we are lonely. Then we are content to be alone.
- » The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him.
- » I've hated your looks from the stare they gave me.