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- » The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you.
- » Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.
- » You are pretty as a picture and we'd love to hang you.
- » I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.
- » They say no woman ever made a fool out of you. So who did?
- » I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
- » Yo momma's so fat that when she puts on a black shirt and jumpes in the ocean, everyone thinks there's an oil spill.
- » Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.
- » Yo momma house so small her washcloth makes wall-to-wall carpeting.
- » You say you are a West Pointer, but you look like an Irish Setter.
- » I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you but the Mafia wanted too much.
- » I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
- » I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.
- » Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
- » I'll hit you so hard you 'll have to take off your shoes to shit!