Treść
Menu
Losowe wpisy
- » I don't hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement.
- » You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet.
- » Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
- » Yo momma like the Pillsbury doughboy: Everyone gets a poke!
- » If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't say hello, I'd say boo!
- » Here lies my wife: here let her lie !
- » You always manage to keep your neck above water. We can tell by the color of it.
- » If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.
- » Your face so so ugly when you cry the tears run up your face.
- » My other ride is your mom.
- » I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?
- » You grow on people -- like a wart!
- » The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him.
- » It's your life -- but I wish you'd let us have it.
- » Yo momma's so fat when she farts its almost like a volcanic eruption.