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- » Yo momma like Betty Crocker icing: Always ready to spread.
- » Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress ands lays on the beach and peaple think shes a beached whale!
- » Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...
- » Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.
- » I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?
- » Yo momma like a video game: Four men for a dollar!
- » After hearing you talk, I now know that the dead do contact us.
- » I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.
- » I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
- » Look through your towels and tell us the name of the hotel you stayed at in Detroit.
- » You have a good family tree, but the crop is a failure.
- » So you finally managed to get the last laugh [word]; a long time ago.
- » Eventually, you will get what you asked for.
- » He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!
- » Folk clap when they see you...but they clap their hands over their eyes.