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- » You are not as bad as people say -- you are worse!
- » I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
- » Yo momma is like a door nob... every one gets a turn
- » If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say Hi to folk, I'd say BOO!
- » Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic.
- » Yo momma's so poor she sells beans on toast at carnival
- » Yours is a prima facie case of ugliness. And your body is ugly, too.
- » Can I borrow your head for my rock garden?!
- » You're acquitting yourself in such a way that no jury ever would.
- » Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?
- » You're so ugly you could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!
- » Your so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go burry it"!
- » I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.
- » Yo momma like a golf course: Everyone gets a hole in one!
- » Yo momma like the Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man: Everybody gets a piece.