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- » Yo momma so nasty when your daddy ate her pussy he got food poisoning.
- » Yo momma like a goalie: Changes pads after three periods.
- » You're nobody's fool. Let's see if we can get someone to adopt you.
- » You were born because your mother didn't believe in abortion; now she believes in infanticide.
- » I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
- » After hearing you talk, I now know that the dead do contact us.
- » I think you should live for the moment. But after that, I doubt I'll think so.
- » Yo momma's so so fat when she steped on a scale it said to be contiued!
- » If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
- » I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.
- » I want to reach your mind - where is it currently located?
- » Yo momma like a refrigerator: Everyone puts their meat in!
- » You're so ugly they know what time you were born, because your face stopped the clock!
- » Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.
- » Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?