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1985 - Yo momma's so poor i stepped through her front door and fell out the back.
1278 - You're so ugly you could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!
2525 - Yo momma's so stupid she put light bulbs on a christmas tree.
3378 - If I had change for a buck, I could have been your dad!
1944 - If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?
2683 - If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.
3169 - A dope you are and dope will remain. Completely unlike cocaine.
3294 - Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.
3881 - I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.
1504 - We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.
3207 - I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the gorilla.
4085 - You could make a fortune helping people loose weight, one look at you and they loose their appitite!
3199 - I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.
2787 - Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!
3875 - You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.