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427 - I think Mother Nature really hates you because you remind her so much of all her mistakes!
616 - You're so skinny, that you use a bandaid as a maxi-pad.
1204 - They say that travel broadens oneself. You must have been around the world.
3181 - All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it's hard to believe thatmany people are to blame for producing you.
949 - If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.
868 - Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.
332 - Here lies my wife: here let her lie !
2356 - I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
1382 - I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
1094 - I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives working regularly.
1980 - Yo momma's so fat when she went into the pool she hydrated.
1185 - I hope you never get a tetanus shot; maybe you'll windup with lockjaw.
1062 - Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.
1438 - Yo momma pussy so dry the crabs carry canteens.
2419 - Yo momma like an ice cream cone: Everyone gets a lick.