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2990 - You better hide, the garbage collector is coming!
1744 - You're so fat when you sit around the house, you sit AROUND the HOUSE
2140 - What's the latest dope -- besides you?
2601 - Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.
3930 - Your so fat, that you have to use a mattress as a maxi-pad.
1719 - You're so dumb you think manual labor is a Mexican!
906 - You're so ugly if my dog looked like you, I'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards!
1350 - Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.
1513 - Sit down and give your mind a rest.
1789 - You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.
3837 - At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people -- you are obnoxious in a different and worse way!
3181 - All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it's hard to believe thatmany people are to blame for producing you.
2148 - You're acquitting yourself in such a way that no jury ever would.
843 - This is no battle of wits between you and me. I never pick on an unarmed man.
2116 - Whatever is eating you -- must be suffering horribly.