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728 - I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.
3140 - I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
2244 - I'll hit you so hard by the time you come down, you'll need a passport and a plane ticket back!
3774 - Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle.
1826 - I bet your mother has a loud bark!
3688 - You always manage to keep your neck above water. We can tell by the color of it.
2587 - No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like a wreck not to be.
1885 - Yo momma like a vacuum cleaner: A real good suck.
141 - If you don't want to give people a bad name, you will have your children illegitimately.
406 - We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?
548 - You're red shirt goes well with your eyes...
3351 - Your so stupid, that you went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
2113 - Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.
171 - You always manage to keep your neck above water. We can tell by the color of it.
537 - We think of you when we are lonely. Then we are content to be alone.