a
b
c
d
e
f
g
h
i
j
k
l
m
n
o
p
r
s
t
u
v
w
x
y
z

3222 - You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so stupid in just one lifetime.
1391 - If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's invulnerable.
2686 - I heard that they tried to take an X-ray picture of your jaw, but all they got was a moving picture.
820 - They say no woman ever made a fool out of you. So who did?
4262 - If you want to get laid, crawl up a chicken's ass and wait!
3830 - You're very smart. You have brains you never used.
539 - I'd like to break the monotony; where's your weakest point?
2574 - I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a fool.
1176 - I know one should judge a man by what he really is instead of by appearances, but you are REALLY ugly.
212 - Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.
65 - He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
3542 - It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.
1511 - No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like a wreck not to be.
881 - I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.
838 - Any friend of yours -- is a friend of yours.