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3900 - You're so dumb you think Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!
3139 - Sit down and give your mind a rest.
3337 - Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!
2072 - Is your name Amazon? You`re so wide at the mouth.
1364 - He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
1953 - I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
1245 - I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.
3568 - Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.
1201 - At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people -- you are obnoxious in a different and worse way!
3420 - A brain like a BB in a boxcar / box of Corn Flakes.
3860 - I hear you are an officer. Your rank is -- just plain rank!
3750 - You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.
1385 - I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.
3100 - He emits an air of overwhelming vanity combined with some unspecific nastiness, like a black widow spider in heat. But nobody seems to notice. He could be reciting 'Fox's Book of Martyrs' in Finnish and these people would be rolling out of their seats.
1682 - You are so fat that I hear you were arrested three times for jay-walking when all the time you were just standing on the corner waiting for the light to change.