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460 - You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough.
127 - Hey, act your age -- senile!
3263 - So you finally managed to get the last laugh [word]; a long time ago.
3752 - I heard that you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork.
1848 - If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
220 - I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.
3613 - Yo momma's so poor she sells beans on toast at carnival
860 - Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?
1119 - I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
2021 - I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?
1549 - Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.
3201 - I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
4200 - Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?
816 - If you were a swine, you would be what you are now!
1519 - You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only to find out that you are not popular anyway.