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2709 - I've hated your looks from the stare they gave me.
2875 - A deadbolt with a broken cylinder.
883 - I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'
3541 - Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!
4076 - Yo momma so nasty when your daddy ate her pussy he got food poisoning.
3597 - Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress ands lays on the beach and peaple think shes a beached whale!
3641 - As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
2992 - It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.
3220 - Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle.
1045 - Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker.
3946 - Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down.
1004 - I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
4226 - Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra
2950 - Yo momma like a goalie: Changes pads after three periods.
982 - Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?