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2518 - Yo momma's so poor she sells beans on toast at carnival
2799 - You so dumb you got blonde roots in your eyeballs.
3357 - You're so ugly, if you stuck your head out the window, they'd arrest you for mooning!
3795 - You were born because your mother didn't believe in abortion; now she believes in infanticide.
3205 - You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime.
2340 - Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
3884 - Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...
3409 - I think you should live for the moment. But after that I doubt I'll think so.
3253 - I'll never forget the first time we met -- although, I'll keep trying.
844 - Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm.
2328 - A cup and saucer short of a place setting.
1656 - You are the answer to my prayer!! I prayed to find out if things could get worse!!
2955 - Yo momma like a revolving door: Everyone gets a turn.
1126 - Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.
3521 - Yo momma so generous that she would give all her money to a bum.