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2893 - He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!
363 - People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.
300 - So you finally managed to get the last laugh [word]; a long time ago.
3284 - You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.
879 - Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.
1365 - Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!
3778 - You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are obnoxious and arrogant.
2415 - Yo momma like a stop sign: She's on every corner.
2357 - I bet your mother has a loud bark!
439 - When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral, but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.
2165 - Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
1441 - Yo momma so poor she was kickin a can, and said she was "moving!"
3241 - You were born because your mother didn't believe in abortion; now she believes in infanticide.
2375 - If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.
1407 - Yo momma like a 7-UP: Never had it never will.