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3363 - You're so ugly when you were born, your mother saw the afterbirth and said "Twins!"
653 - I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
3210 - People clap when they see you -- their hands over their eyes or ears.
474 - Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and asked for 10 cents worth of dog meat and he asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the spot.
732 - I always wanted to be a trouble-shooter, but now I see you are not worth it!
2664 - You have an inferiority complex -- and it's fully justified.
2038 - The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes.
2369 - I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
3910 - You're so ugly when you walk into a bank, they turn the cameras off!
3259 - I've hated your looks from the stare they gave me.
2596 - You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you. We know that romance brings out the beast in you -- the jackass.
3606 - Yo momma's so fat when she went into the pool she hydrated.
1963 - Yo momma is like a vacuum cleaner she suck she blows and she gets laid in the closet
671 - I don't hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement.
3700 - You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you. We know that romance brings out the beast in you -- the jackass.