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1180 - Someone took a photo of you once, but it didn't turn out. You could be seen too clearly.
1688 - Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
3229 - I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
802 - Yours is a prima facie case of ugliness. And your body is ugly, too.
4003 - How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
4225 - Mirrors can't talk and lucky for you they can't laugh either!!
3177 - I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs.
4234 - If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
3713 - We do not complain about your shortcomings, but about your long sayings.
2829 - The difference between your mama and a rooster? The rooster says cock-a-doodle doo, your mama says any-cock'll do.
843 - This is no battle of wits between you and me. I never pick on an unarmed man.
229 - I think Mother Nature really hates you because you remind her so much of all her mistakes!
1166 - When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say it was your stupidity.
1837 - I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.
1655 - You have a good weapon against muggers -- your face!