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2641 - I heard you went to see the doctor and told him that you wanted a little wart removed; so he had you thrown out of his office.
797 - Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.
2856 - You have nothing to fear from my baser instincts; its my finer ones that tell me to kill you.
1412 - Yo momma like a bowling ball: You can fit three fingers in.
2818 - Your so ugly, your mother had to feed you with a sling shot.
3715 - The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you.
1974 - Yo momma's so fat shes done with a marathon before it starts.
3288 - You always have your ear to the ground. So how's life in the gutter?
3756 - In the next life, you'll blaze a way for us.
1818 - He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
35 - I don't hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement.
2027 - When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.
1028 - You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for.
1027 - They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.
4002 - Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?