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814 - If I told you that I have a piece of dirt in my eye, would you move?
412 - I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs.
849 - I'd like to break the monotony; where's your weakest point?
2995 - The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
3508 - Yo momma like a smokehouse: Always full of meat.
624 - The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you.
1987 - Yo momma's so poor she sells beans on toast at carnival
1204 - They say that travel broadens oneself. You must have been around the world.
3602 - Yo momma's so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.
1985 - Yo momma's so poor i stepped through her front door and fell out the back.
2021 - I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?
1789 - You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.
2263 - You're so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they'd say "Sorry, no professionals!"
4279 - Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
509 - You're nobody's fool. Let's see if we can get someone to adopt you.