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2980 - Your so stupid you got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!
3286 - They say that travel broadens oneself. You must have been around the world.
2833 - I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.
103 - We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.
2424 - Yo momma pubic hair is so nappy the crabs ride dune buggies.
3847 - Any friend of yours -- is a friend of yours.
103 - We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.
1676 - We think of you when we are lonely. Then we are content to be alone.
539 - I'd like to break the monotony; where's your weakest point?
215 - Hello -- tall, dark and obnoxious!
1157 - Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and asked for 10 cents worth of dog meat and he asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the spot.
512 - You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
565 - Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...
780 - What's the latest dope -- besides you?
3160 - Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working so hard to give us another?