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4199 - Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
358 - I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.
2880 - Are your parents siblings?
1465 - The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all
154 - Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.
3051 - Yo momma's so fat that when she puts on a black shirt and jumpes in the ocean, everyone thinks there's an oil spill.
824 - Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?
2459 - I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
1948 - You find a porn movie in your son's room.
3783 - I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
480 - You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.
770 - You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough.
635 - I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
1700 - You got a face only a mother could love...unfortunately she too hates it!
3547 - The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.