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3327 - I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.
271 - Don't you have a terribly empty feeling -- in your skull?
1951 - I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
1908 - Your so fat when you go to theme parks you get a group discount!
3833 - Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?
332 - Here lies my wife: here let her lie !
368 - The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes.
2543 - Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?
25 - I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?
369 - You always manage to keep your neck above water. We can tell by the color of it.
1035 - Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.
1956 - He is the kind of a man that you could use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
735 - You have no trouble making ends meet. Your foot is always in your mouth!
3045 - Yo momma's so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.
2239 - Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.