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Aviation jokes
Tower: Have you got enough fuel or not? Pilot: Yes. Tower: Yes what?? Pilot: Yes, SIR!
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Knock Knock jokes - Knock Knock Who's there ! Bethany ! Bethany who ? Bethany good movies recently !
Knock Knock jokes - Knock Knock Who's there ! Bertha ! Bertha who ? Bertha-day greetings !
Doctor and nurse jokes - Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bridge What's come over you? Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.
Money jokes - Why is money called dough? Because we all knead it.
Birthday jokes - What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday? A stole.
Hunting jokes - What is the best way to hunt bear ? With your clothes off.
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey. The man asks the barman who owns the monkey. The barman replies the piano player. The man walks over to the piano player and says "Do you know your monkey stole my beer." The pianist replies "No, but if you hum it, I'll play it."
Idiot and fool jokes - What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch? A cuckoo clock.
Snake jokes - "So glad to meet you" said the Hindu politely ? "Charmed I'm sure ", replied the snake !
Sport jokes - Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball. "I was the James Bond type of player," he told his friends. "I had all sorts of tricks to confuse the opposition." "Batted .007," his wife added.
King Kong jokes - What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog? A terrified postman.
Knock Knock jokes - Knock Knock Who's there ! Begonia ! Begonia who ? Begonia bother me !
Business jokes - The social worker asked the bartender "What's the difference between your job and mine?" The bartender replied: "I only had to go to bartender school for 6 weeks and I learned to mix a very good drinks, than wait a couple of hours to have people tell me their innermost thoughts while you went to school for 6 years, paid thousands and thousands of dollars, sit session after session using technique after technique, and you still may never hear them!!!
Travel and tourist jokes - Windsor castle, outside of London, is directly in the flight path of Heathrow International Airport. While a group of tourist was standing outside the castle admiring the elegant structure, a plane flew overhead at a relatively low altitude making a tremendous amount of noise. One particularly annoyed tourist whined, "Why did they build the castle so close to the airport?"
Religious jokes - The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night. Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the Devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil!" The dying man said nothing. The priest repeated his order. Still the dying man said nothing. The priest asked, "Why do you refuse to denounce the Devil and his evil?" The dying man said, "Until I know where I'm heading, I don't think I ought to aggravate anybody!"
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